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And you never know WHERE we've been. After you touched us, you'd better wash your hands. So... um, hi - yeah, sure hi. "I am Miss Gerda and on my... right..., no, hang on ~ what side are you on?" "The outside." "Oh, okay. On my outside is the ever-lovin' Miss Candy-Girl, and together we are Miss Itchy. "Yep, we're identical twin, teenage bridesmaids." "True, and we are the ones who put 'terror' back into terracotta." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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But only because we've been evicted from every other place we've tried to reside. The Australian people are both genial AND mental - so here we've found a home. We don't really bite. We just say we will. Oh, hang on... no,... we have bitten before. Okay, then... we bite. But only when we hear the voices. You know, the voices? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Wanna Play Shops?" | Yeah, that's the name of our next show for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 1999. Starts (with previews) on April 1 & runs til April 24. We'll be running our own shop. We don't know anything about shops, but we're not gonna worry 'bout that part.
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